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Sonia Brown MBE
Sonia Brown MBE

Full-Time Narcissistic Paranoia Role Job Posting

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Are you a master at juggling multiple personas and keeping stories straight? Do you excel at spinning compelling lies across different posts, calls and “private” messages? If so, you might be the perfect fit for the role of Full-Time Narcissist!


Position Overview:

As our ideal candidate, your everyday duties would include weaving complex narratives, carefully ensuring no two stories overlap. Morning, you’re the supportive friend. Afternoon, the confident expert. Evening, the humble martyr. Keeping track of every inconsistency? That’s where your sharp memory and panic-driven vigilance come in.


Expectations include maintaining this intricate web across social media, group chats and private exchanges, always ready to pivot, defend or gaslight at a moment’s notice. Yes, forgetfulness or conflicting details will trigger sudden paranoia “Did I say that would happen? Was that even true?”


Job Requirements:

  • Willingness to lie creatively and consistently, from humble to heroic, victim to visionary.

  • Constant mental flip-flopping to avoid being caught in contradictions.

  • Ability to live in a state of chronic anxiety, always watching your stories, checking who heard what and editing on the fly.

  • High resilience to stress, because even you will find this exhausting.


Perks:

  • No need for accountability, your version is always true.

  • Fame without consequence, your persona will always win.

  • Emotional adrenaline, never a dull moment in your internal circus.


But here’s the catch

This role comes at a cost. You’re always under pressure, constantly anxious and disconnected from authentic relationships. You live out fragmented stories instead of real life and deep down, you know it.


Want to Quit?

If this “job” sounds all too familiar, here are three real steps to opt out:


  1. Confront the chaos. Notice when a lie slips or you panic over a forgotten truth. That moment is your wake‑up call.

  2. Choose authenticity. Practice speaking honestly, admit a small mistake or own a contradiction. It’s one step toward freedom.

  3. Reconnect. Reach out to someone you trust. Share the burden of your stories and let accountability ease the pressure.


Ready to submit your “resignation”?


Today, commit to one honest conversation, admit to yourself or to someone you trust, when you felt trapped by one of your stories.


Living as a caricature of yourself is a demanding, isolating job and you didn’t have to apply for it. You can choose real, messy, wonderful humanity over perfection in performance. Authenticity might feel scary now, but it’s where freedom, connection and peace begin.


The Narcissist Job You Never Want to Apply For

If this description hit a little too close to home for you or someone in your life, it’s time for a serious self-audit.


Imagine printing this off and sliding it across the table with a smile, saying, “I found the perfect job for you.” Then watch the reaction. The truth is, living like this isn’t just toxic for others, it’s exhausting for the person doing it. The endless lies, the constant shape-shifting, the paranoia of being caught in your own web, it’s not sustainable and it’s never going to bring the peace or respect anyone craves.


Studies in behavioural psychology show that chronic deceit and identity juggling increase anxiety, erode trust and fragment a person’s emotional resilience. If this sounds familiar, don’t brush it off or make excuses. This is your wake-up call.


Authenticity isn’t just healthier, it’s the only way you’ll ever build a real life, real love and real legacy. Break the pattern before it breaks you. You don’t need a mask, you need the courage to live unfiltered. Don’t wait for someone to confront you, be the one who steps up, owns it and walks toward freedom.


If you see yourself or someone you know in this, don’t scroll past. This is your chance to stop surviving on performance and start living in truth. Choose freedom over facade. Your extraordinary life begins when you stop auditioning for approval and start showing up as the real you.

If this message resonates with you, take a moment to reflect on how these patterns may have shown up in your life or relationships. Share your insight or a step you’re committing to take. Your experience could be the perspective someone else needs to hear.

 

If you believe in fostering truth, accountability and personal growth, show your support. If you know a colleague, friend, or peer who would benefit from this reflection, pass it on.

 

Sometimes, honest conversations open the door to lasting change.

 

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